Sea Fever

I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by;
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face, and a grey dawn breaking,
I must go down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying
I must go down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life.

John Masefield




June 2001, England declared war on Belgium and sent down its fleet


The Belgian army sends down spies. Oh, you really thought these were tourists?


It's coming right at us sir, Agh *splutt*


12 lashes Mr. Wellard! You said the ship was called the Indy. You are a f*cking m*ron!



Belgium sends down troops. Fisherboat? That's not a fisherboat... Well, it is but only in times of peace.


Why the hell is that woman standing in front of the camera! go away!


"But we have God on our side!"


I wonder why they have a man as ship's bow. Aren't those supposed to be women?



See we have God on our side. She walked on water to get this picture


Kennedy? Whoo-hoo? Where are yo-ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *sound of running feet*


Aim for those bastards, Wellard! What do you mean, you can't see them? They're right in front of... Nooooooooooo. That was another English ship, Wellard!


Hornblower having been blown out of the mast, therefore leaving behind 'the mast'!



Little bit more to the left. Noooooooooooooooooooo. Well parked there, Darknyss!


Archie and Horatio were sitting there two minutes ago. we asked them to move so we could take a picture of the sign.


Indefegattfhble? What kind of name is that? What happend to 'The crazy captain's private Yacht'?


Interesting idea to call your ship the 'Butterfly'. Aren't those insects famous for dying on water?



These are Wellard's clothes. Yes, he's running around naked now. Do we care? No, we don't.


I am telling you sir, it's a devil's ship! They have lights that shine while it is dark! What do you mean 'Better stop taking that Laudanum'?


There is Wellard! Shoot him! then grab the silver!


I am sorry there Archie, but you really do look better without that hat *smell of something burning*



You can say whatever you want, Wellard, that flag is not white! 25 lashes Mr. Wellard.


Off course we won. The ship is back in London, isn't it?

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