This is what you will see when you stick to the game!
This is what you will see when you stick to the game!
We tried it, and now we're left with only two brain cells... Just a warning, make sure nobody is making pictures (HammockFlea is making angry face to Darknyss), make sure nobody is recording the weird noises you're making, and make sure you wont have anything to do tomorrow... cause you WILL have a hangover... One hint before you start... use BIG glasses. We did and wrote the game in a state of totally silly drunkenness.
On with the game!
1.Blair says: 'what?!'....................................Major sip
2a.Jim uses his senses: -without Blair’s help:
Sight............................................................Look at drink and gulp.
Hearing........................................................Listen to the drink: If it actually talks: sip, if it doesn't: gulp.
Touch...........................................................Dip finger in drink: feeling something wet: sip, feeling nothing wet: refill.
Smell............................................................Smell the drink: Is it smelling like sour milk: throw it away; otherwise: gulp
Taste.............................................................Drain, drain, drain!!!
2b.Jim uses his senses: with Blair’s help:
See 2a and double the amount...
3.Jim calls Blair 'chief'..................................Never said this game was easy, gulp :)
4.Blair pupils look like he's on cocaine...........................Put some golden in your drink and hope Jim is nearby to save you
5.Blair is having a bad hair day....................................Well, so are you but take a swig anyway
6.Blair looks intently to person speaking......................Keep drinking as long as Blair is staring
7.Blair is not wearing a V-neck to show off breast hair..............Put drink in the fridge until it grows hair, then drink it, enjoy the hallucinations!!!
8.Blair is annoying Jim.................................Whack the person closest to you over the head with the bottle and drain the glass
9.Blair is talking to himself...........................Gurgle as long as he is talking
10.Blair looks confused.................................Look confused at your glass and ask yourself "What am I doing here?" If you know the answer drain the glass, if you don't, tiny little sip
11.Blair says something and everybody ignores him...................Ignore your reason and DRAIN THAT GLASS
12.Blair says 'no way'....................................Say ‘way’ and gulp
13.Blair believes nonsense a woman is telling him.....................Sip
14.PECK SHOT.............................................Woman: every time you rewind to see it again, SWIG, Man: Fast Forward
15.Blair is running like a moron......................Drain the glass and put it upside down on your head
16.Jim runs like a black panther......................Drool, if you're a woman, drain the glass if you're a man
17.One of the good guys get shot....................Big gulp to get over it
18.One of the bad guys get shot......................Little sip, who cares anyway?
19.Someone gets shot......................................Somewhere between a big gulp and a little sip?
20.Bomb gets stopped within 5 seconds of explosion....................................Throw glass at TV
21.Someone is using a cellular.......................……………...Sip
22.Someone is actually NOT using a cellular.......................Gulp (by the way call your mom)
23.Good guy is still alive when he should have been dead..............................Say "c'mon" and drain the glass to forget it
24.Jungles of Peru look like Forests of Canada........................................Give your drink to the nearest by plant... if he survives...gulp, if he doesn't...call 911
25.Bad guy looks weird................................................................Gulp
26.Bad guy has strange accent......................................................Gulp and try to imitate the accent for the next 5 minutes, the one who does the lousiest job...Drain the glass ;)
27.Bad guy has physical problem..................................................Tiny little sip
28.Bad guy has psychological problem.........................................Hasn't everyone? But gulp anyway
29.Bad guys aims way off........................................................…..Drain the glass
30.Jim aims immediately right.......................................................Tiny sip
31.Jim aims way off................................................................…....Hey, isn't he supposed to be a Sentinel?
32.Jim drops his gun...............................................................…….Shake your head with pity and take a BIG gulp. (How did he get through the Academy anyway?)
33.Jim is talking with his hands or cracking his knuckles................Sip
34.Jim is driving like us after a drinking game (if we would be driving of course)....Give your car keys to someone sober
35.Female character is taller then Blair......................................……More or less gamble the difference in height and drink it
36.Female character sounds like Kelly Bundy.............................Big gulp
37.Female character looks like Kelly Bundy................................Drool, if you're a man, drain the glass if you're a woman
38.Maya ep.........................................................................……...Drain the bottle
39.Blair and Jim in a potential slashy situation.............................Kiss the person next to you
40.Blair or Jim wrecks something..............................................…Throw the glass on the floor (make sure it's empty, we don't want to waste any liquor)
41.Either one of the guys gets kissed..............................................If your a woman drain the glass and start hallucinating of being kissed yourself, if you're a man just drain the glass
42.Either of the guys seem to be asking themselves: 'shit, what was my next line again'..........Sip
43.Garett Maggart or Richard Burgi are saying a 'I don' t want to say this line’......Gulp
44.A Déja-vu shot is being used.....................................................Gulp
45.For Swedish Fans: the cute blond guy is presenting the show........................ Gulp anyway
Told you, you would see this...
If anybody is still standing after this, they cheated!
Probably to be continued.....
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