10 Ways to Get Rid Of Maya
We all agree on the fact that Maya can NOT (and I repeat can NOT) have Blair, so I came up with ten ways to get rid of her. Ofcourse, if you like Maya (What?! There are people out there who like her? Get lost!) you can use any other babe of the week you don't like. There is always room for improvement! Yes, I know, a lot of you don't even know Maya. But that's okay, you can do this to Cassie or Megan, too. Alright, they're not quite as airheaded as Maya, but come on...! Cops?! PUH-LEASE!!!
Hook her up with Reno Raines (the guy from Renegade)... First and foremost, they both have no detectable brain. Raines is a fugitive, that means he has to hide, that means... so does his girlfriend ! And let's not forget the fact we all know what happend with his last girlfriend
Hook her up with Jean Claude Van Damme! He can do the fighting, Maya can do the screaming and... nobody has to do the acting! Perfect right?!
Give her a really hard question, like:"What's the color of an orange" and then wait 5 seconds. I've always had the feeling she's one of those people whose brain could explode from thinking to hard.
Pay her a trip to 'Isla Sorna' (seen The Lost World?). Don't worry, it's money very well spent! Drop her off with a cowsleg and scream as hard as you can: 'Here poekie woekie, lunch!' and then run as hard as you can! Bon Appetit T-rex!
Give her a role in Melrose Place, the only thing she has to play is a mindless bimbo with great legs (we all know she's good at that) and the characters in that show always end up dead and/or braindead... Ofcourse... brain dead would be real hard in this case!
Well, we all liked the deportation to Chile, but please, someone make sure she gets there! IMHO she's probably still wandering around in Cascade trying to find the airport. 'The A I R P O R T, just follow the planes! Those things with wings... No.. not birds... Planes!'
Use her as a proverb: Being Maya: 'being stupid, naïve, completely ignorant'
Give her an iron bar and an umbrella... Ask her to stand in a storm with both of these objects and make sure she knows its for 'Greenpeace' to protect the birds from getting wet.
Since she is an assistant in anthropology (Now how did she do that? Maybe her rich, corrupted daddy had something to do with it; like in: if you don't pass my daughter I'll break your fingers!) send her on a journey to examine the eating habits of a cannibalistic tribe
Give her a job in the Parliament! We all know brains are not necessary to get into politics!
(Since we all assume Maya can't count, we didn't see anything wrong with adding an 11 and a 12) Give her a part in Highlander as whackee of the week. And this time I don't even mind seeing the whacking take place...
Give her a grenade, pull the pin and then run... By the time she figured out what she's holding, we have Maya Soup-and-things!
Tell her she's been selected to represent Chile during the
Olympics in the 'Swim the Pacific' event. Tell her all the others have
already started, lend her a swimsuit and stand on the shore waving goodbye!
(Thanks Helen Whatnell :))
Maybe I have been watching a little to much tales of the crypt... especially the job in the Parliament... that's inhuman... even for Maya. Although.
Comments or any other ways to get rid of Maya or any other Sentinel Bimbo are always welcome.
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